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[He'd have just replied with "lol" but then, oh, oh yes, learning about fish. Encourage that forever.]

Fish are pretty interesting, aren't they?

About as interesting as most other animals. You like them on their own too?

[Ugh, he doesn't want to talk to Will right now, and he wouldn't be surprised if the feeling was mutual. Unfortunately, he doesn't know anyone else familiar with both psychology and law enforcement. So, Edgeworth swallows his pride and dials his number. Brrring brrring brrring...]

[ OF ALL THE ICONS. ]

R-Really?

[ Sasha sounds floored, as if she was expecting to be turned down. ]

[That's why he hangs out in bodies of water for an entire day, catches them, goes home, and eats them. That's how you show things that you like them.

Wait shit.]

I do. There are so many fish that there's always something new to learn. The kinds that live in the deepest parts of the oceans tend to be some of the most fascinating.

[those anglerfish are hella fucked up.]

[super paternal c:]

Of course. [If he can't turn her down to go to a moderately social event likely packed with teenagers, there is little he can actually say no to after that. Except. Wait.] Just for you, right?

[She did say her and her friends, if she's asking for more than one, that's a good thing to know up front. Not that he minds writing out his signature a few extra times or anything, just nice to be 100% clear.]

[Nah. If Will can spend months hanging out with Hannibal Lecter knowing more of what he was and what he'd done, after he'd ruined and ended the lives of everyone he came into contact with, he doesn't get to use the "I don't want to talk to someone because of mild aggravation" excuse ever again, okay. He picks up quickly enough, even.]

Hello.

[Totally pissed off at Miles Edgeworth, yes. So pissed off he's calmly eating something or other and answers the phone while he's in the process of chewing and swallowing, which is obvious in the slightly thick way he says that one word. It's all gravy, man, what's up?]

Oh yeah those ones are neat. I'm not that interested in like halibut but the deep sea ones are cool. I watched a planet earth about them

But I also wouldn't eat those ones

[He's got a Discovery channel addiction. Whatever, it's helped with the superhero business!

That one time, but it'll happen again...!]

[Gunther was right about this kid all along. Good job, dog. More peanut butter coming up soon.]

You'd probably get in trouble if you did eat them, so that's good.

[Says the guy who ate an endangered bird but whatever, he was eating it with Hannibal Lecter, the only people who'd be in trouble were the ones who tried to mess with them over a damn bird.]

Are we talking trouble with the government or trouble with the digestive system?

[Eurgh, is he eating on the phone? Gross. Then again, considering what happened to own eating habits since living in Heropa, he doesn't have much room to talk. Stones, glass houses, etc. He clears his throat and moves on]

Do you have a moment? I wanted to ask you something about...

[How does he word this, exactly?]

...procedure.

[Uh. Is this real life? Did he just hear what he thinks he did? Will's quiet for a second, having totally forgotten that he has to chew once more and swallow and all that good stuff. Fortunately, Miles can't see how much that particular wording has caught him by surprise. Just hear it, that is somewhat better.]

I've got a moment. [No food in his mouth this time, but the daze in his tone is difficult to miss.] Several moments, actually. Slow day.

[Ask away, bucko, I got all the time in the world for you.]

Both. There are rules about how many fish you can catch per species and some are endangered. Just like you find with animals out of water.

Um... well, I'm not sure about it yet. If it's not too much, really... my friends might require someone to act as a guardian for signatures, too. Jean and Armin?

Huh. Good thing I'm probably never gonna go fishing then

also I don't think you could catch those things without some serious gear

[Which he could do. He's stood at the bottom of a great lake before. It had been surprisingly boring.]

Not investigative procedure, mind, just...

[Waves his free hand around (not that Will can see it), as if he can magic the words out of thin air]

...what's common. For people in the field, I mean.

[Spit it out, Miles]

[What's common, ah, yes. Something Will knows about from his studies and watching other people, not from his own experience. As if he'll say that much out loud right off the bat, though.]

I'm listening.

[spit that shit OUT like you just ate people, Miles!]

Some serious gear and enough knowledge and experience to know what to do with anything you might catch. No excuse at that point.

[Surprisingly boring because there's no Gameboys and Facebooks, right? Goddamn kids.]

[He wonders for a second if the other two just have no adults to ask or if they tossed this off onto Sasha, both of which don't sit well with him. But she says she's not sure about it yet, so maybe she's simply being proactive. It's a harmful routine to get into, as far as Will's concerned, so he's quiet for a few seconds before:]

If they can't find anyone else to act as a guardian for them, you can give them my name and tell them to talk to me about it. We'll set it up from there.

[He won't say no, but he won't say yes without 100% certainty and actually talking to them. Seems fair and balanced.]

[What a suspiciously specific metaphor]

How... common is it for people in the field to seek out psychiatric care?

[You know. Hypothetically.]

Thank you, Will.

[ She sounds tired, but relief colours her tone. Will is one of the constants in this world she can rely on it seems and she's grateful for it. ]

I promise we won't end up in hospitals again, at least.

[ ... that isn't something one can really promise. ]

There's only three of us, now.

Hi, Will, it's Winry!

My friend, Miss Riza, is interested in a dog...I told her you might be a good way to find one. She had a dog back home, and she's very good with them.

[And men. But that's a totally different subject entirely.]

Is it too much to ask to come and see you? Or could you meet us somewhere to help her find a dog?

[OOC: Winry and Riza snipingmissie are going to find a dog for Riza. Bizzie's going to put up a post later today. Feel free to join us?]

[Hi there! This is Bizzy, Riza-mun. I have a link to the puppy adopting post here =) ]

Unless you're one of those douchebags who hunt after endangered things to say that you caught one

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