IC contact [Mask or Menace]

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

[infomodder]

[Ah hell.]

i can do food and petting
probably blackmail
depends on what you want for blackmail and who against
i'm not good with bats
it's not being picky it's being honest
admitting flaws
and so you're taking advantage of it
what's your payment, then?

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah well
clearly
i'm a
what is it
morally grey type of person
i haven't been coy on that point
how many dogs do you have now?

[infomodder]

[Koi.]

i appreciate you being up front about it
very heroic of you
i still just have the one
why
what do you want with my dog

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Heroic. God ]

never use that word
a fair trade
you get to spend time with my minions
i get to visit yours

[infomodder]

[laughing alone with salad]

does it apply to heroic or all the other forms
hero, heroism, heroes, etc.
you can visit him whenever
he's most always in the shop with me
stays pretty close
you'd like him, he's a odd breed
he has a mustache/beard
not a regular mutt

[aggressiveapathy]

aren't you supposed to be smart or something
you can figure that one out
and cool
but i'm calling dibs on alone time walks
once in a while
talking dogs are adorable but sometimes you just need a break you know

[infomodder]

more like "or something"
sure, whatever, whenever you want
there's leashes and collars by the door
that was something i set up pretty quickly
and idk about talking dogs other than ace
but my roommate here is a talking wolf
head's up
on that one

[aggressiveapathy]

i live with ace
and other responsible adult types
1-10 how concerned is the wolf about the impending werewolf invasion?

[infomodder]

[Jealousy +10]

she hasn't mentioned it
probably not very concerned
i'm not concerned about the impending werewolf invasion
are you?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's just something he's mentioned
a time or two

[ Look how craftily she isn't answering that, aw yeah. After years of working for a guy that can always tell when you're lying, April has found it's better to just omit whenever possible. ]

so you took your wolf friend to virginia
any other house guests i should be ready to invade the personal space of

[infomodder]

[Oh yes, he sees it, files it away. Smart and all that.]

no it's just me and her as far as imports go
probably stay that way
you know how humans are and their prejudices about wolves
probably
think it's crazy
don't give them a chance

[aggressiveapathy]

wait
is she an import or not

[infomodder]

she is!
but it's still different for humans
the kind of humans i know from worlds without all this superpowered whatever the hell you want to call it

[He doesn't have a problem with dogs. Or dog creatures. No. Not at all.]

normally don't get so close to wolves you move in with them, even if they do talk and
are respectful

[aggressiveapathy]

people are stupid no matter what super level
life is weird
they need to just
adjust
i hope she went for the balls of any jerk that didn't want to live with her

[infomodder]

some people take more time to adjust than others
speaking of weird
why is it always the balls
not like
"i hope she cut the back of the ankle so he couldn't walk for days without wincing and had a limp"
just straight to the balls

[aggressiveapathy]

okay
point
but ankles?
seriously
capital w will
at least the pancreas
so they have an awkward conversation whenever they get to third base
if you're looking to spice it up

[infomodder]

i wouldn't suggest the pancreas to someone who didn't have good knowledge of the body
need the pancreas more than the nads
that's not a fair target point on someone just being a jerk
you could really screw someone over for life if you messed it up too much

[aggressiveapathy]

boring

[infomodder]

what, the science of the human body?
it's the opposite of boring
always something different going on with it

[aggressiveapathy]

caring about theoretical jerk maulings
worse things happen to better people here
not in theory
all the time
you have to laugh at the little things
shark bait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYunO8SZe30 randomly this is the one that came to mind for me

[lyingheart]

The field?

[ She breathes out, a small, short huff of amusement. ]

The world I come from has its own sense of humor. The best at fighting the threat to humanity are taken away from that fight. They're brought in to police over humanity itself, under the order of the King, and among them, the youngest, newest recruits are most heavily relied on to perform.

There's a field to work in - several, in fact - but it isn't where they could be most effective. Not for the fight against the Titans.

[ For a very different fight, a political, social battle, it's brilliant. The most loyal are rewarded with the kinds of lives that bred corruption by teaching how to look the other way, brutally and effectively making the world conform to those expectations. ]

You go where you're ordered to go. You fight, capture, interrogate as you're told. You hunt down missing family members, you track down people dodging taxes, you escort drunks out of taverns, you stand watch when important prisoners are moved through your district.

We're the enforcement and the executioners when called for. Yet we don't have to stand and fight the biggest known threat for the last hundred years. Funny... isn't it.

[ She doesn't find it funny in the slightest. So it goes. ]

[infomodder]

[Will Graham. Laughing. Ah...]

maybe i care about misinformation and pancreases
not the theoretical jerk maulings
i've figured that one out
this place doesn't discriminate
are you ordering me around
carmilla

[aggressiveapathy]

that a problem?

[infomodder]

if it is, is it a problem i just have to deal with?

[aggressiveapathy]

totally depends
just answer