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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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I will tell Freddie Lounds you are eager to play her heroic defender. I'm sure she'll appreciate that as much as she appreciates the value of privacy.

[It's better than starting in on how Freddie's inability to value other people's privacy nearly led to Abigail Hobbs, comatose, being turned into a mushroom garden. That's not exactly a fun conversation to have. With anyone.]

She had a martini, I had whiskey. We talked about our powers here and throwing Gideon under a bus. I'm sure you've noticed Tattlecrime is back up and running without hideous music that can't be stopped and obnoxious font choices, haven't you? That's how it went.

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The bus mentioned being in an idiomatic sense, of course.

[Don't want Chilton thinking they'd have a Gideon bus party without him.]

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I agree.
Whenever you come to a decision, be sure to let minnow, yeah?

[Look, he held back. He used "sure" instead of "shore."]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Don't tell her that. She hates any implication that she requires some degree of rescue, as if she isn't self-sufficient. And don't inform her about what I just said, either. I'm not formally psychoanalyzing her, she just makes it so obvious.

[But after defending himself in his most Chiltonesque of fashions, he eases into Will's descriptive text with not just a little intrigue.]

The homage to mid-nineties internet expanse wasn't her intention? Hard to tell sometimes, the woman favors leopard print. This entire conversation is confidential, by the by, just between us.

[The gossip.]

But tell me more about your conversation with Gideon. He's behaving only because Doctor Lecter is around, you know.

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[Anyone passing by Hook, Line, & Tinker is in for a rare treat, because he does, in fact, laugh at this message.]

All conversations remain confidential unless a good reason crops up. I cannot think of a single good reason to share with anyone that you and I talked about Freddie Lounds like those old biddies who were upset about the librarian with her dirty books and brazen overtures to old miser Madison.

[Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more. They're being gossipy shits at the moment and he can't be bothered to pretend otherwise. Why not make it obvious?]

We were discussing ways to keep focus on me out of Tattlecrime in order to get it away from the homage that it had become. Gideon's the obvious target after me, isn't he? To quote an older article: "Aside from noted cases of import mischief, assault, and possession performed by people such as Lucifer and the mysterious Manipulator, sources say that the Porter has brought in multiple cannibals, potential psychopaths and confirmed killers--one of which has attacked an upstanding member of the import community at least twice." Are you telling me she did you a solid and you haven't already started playing ball with Freddie Lounds?

I don't know how he's behaving. I only go by most houses in Heropa, not in them. I shot him in the head. I assumed it would be best to keep my distance unless something necessary came up. Do you think I should check in with Gideon?

[He is sidestepping that last part as best he can. A lot of responses come to mind, ranging from Isn't it amazing what a good psychiatrist can do with other people's patients, just by their mere presence? to Stop saying "you know" knowing I don't know. But they all drive the conversation further along the line of Hannibal Lecter and who he really is, and that?

That's a little too direct. Better to volley it back, for Will Graham to ask—with what could be read as sincerity—for Chilton's opinion.]

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm kidnapping in two days
if you're free

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I'M TOTALLY FREE IN TWO DAYS

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[That seems desperate. Better cover it up.]

*I'm totally free in two days

[aggressiveapathy]

babe
capslock?

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the word free has a new meaning when you're headed to fred's unhappy funhouse
it's an exciting word
you excited me

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[ What has she done. ]

Sure thing.

[aggressiveapathy]

you're not headed anywhere
except my mystery adventure
but excited is not the worst
i guess
if it's for me

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[Every day he's not in Fred's nightmare shithole is a reason to be excited, okay.]

i'm excited for mystery adventure with you
so yes
it's for you

[Who else is he supposed to be excited for, Eduardo?]

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[Will's first language is English, and he still has plenty of trouble with it. After a casual reminder that choosing words was to be done carefully because each of them had meaning and agenda and finding out that the ones he took for good meant the opposite? He's grown a little more careful himself. Her struggling is noted without him making that obvious.

Barbaric. Murder. Not really anything unusual. He teaches it, talks about it openly, makes a paycheck with it. The reasoning behind it is important, and human sacrifice to get rid of a bad leader and a bad situation...one of the better ones.]

Do you miss that? [His eyebrows lift as he asks, curious but not in the sense that he wants more in-depth details about human sacrifice.] Nowadays, we sit around with our thumbs up our asses waiting on votes or someone to step down while they technically still hold office unless they really screw it up. Plagues would multiply and cover the entire continent by the time we booted whoever it was out with the systems as they are.

[He's not saying it's a better idea. He's not saying he agrees with it. But for someone who lived in times like hers, going to times like the ones he knows...he could step in the shoes and imagine some of the aggravation with how much can be gotten away with only for the bad to retire with limitless funds and protection and never want for anything, no matter how badly they might have fucked a nation (or two, or five, or more) over.]

[aggressiveapathy]

[Being excited for the lack of Fred doesn't count as for her, okay

And Eduardo has better manners.]

okay
you can turn capslocks back on
and i will arrive when least expected

[valr]

It's different now. The gods aren't watching.

[That might not have been the reason he was expecting it to be different, but it's - true. There's no point in sacrificing people to gods that aren't really there, it won't change anything.]

Still wish your politicians were held accountable for the shit they do. But it ain't my world anymore. [She lives in it, but she doesn't belong to it, doesn't follow it's rules.] And the leaders I gotta listen to are too powerful to do jack shit about.

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[He'd ignore any "just checking in" messages from Chilton for her, is that better?

He can't speak! Of course his manners are good.]

OKAY CAPSLOCK BACK ON
STAYS ON UNTIL YOU ARRIVE
UNEXPECTEDLY

[aggressiveapathy]

oh my god
i blame your teenagers for this

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DON'T DO THAT
THEY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
I'LL SHOULDER THIS BLAME ON MY OWN
PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY IS IMPORTANT

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AHFJASDHFADSJKFHDSAJFASHFJ
BLAME THE NETWORK FOR THAT ONE

[aggressiveapathy]

i am feeding your phone to april III

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I'LL MAKE SURE APRIL III IS A BOY SHARK
THEY'RE SMALLER
EASIER TO GET A HOLD ON
DON'T WANT TO TEST THOSE WATERS BUT IF I HAVE TO

[aggressiveapathy]

and i'll make the photomontage after
question
totally random and innocent
how dangerous would you guess your undead roommates would be
towards an unexpected intruder

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[Mental record scratch.]

please just tell me if you're not actually a human

[aggressiveapathy]

[she wants to be sarcastic, but for the use of normal text...]

i'm human
and can lint roll the ace off me