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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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nah bro you know there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo

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[He's recently found out his best friend might be his worst enemy. There's that.]

I'm not thrilled that people are screwing with you like this.

[Motherfuckers going to be shake and bake, and Will helped!]

[lurings]

[ she's not going to stop calling him special agent graham, he will have to keep reminding her because that's how she sees him. if alana stopped being a psychiatrist, abigail would still see her as dr bloom, same with hannibal. meanwhile she will be sneaking into his bait shop and leaning plain bert's bees lip balm on the counter in the middle of the night. ]

If you're this fussy about chapstick what are you going to do if I actually wear lipstick. Or get asked out on a date?

[ she'll bounce back to freddie. this is too amusing. ]

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[How long can he avoid talking about Freddie Lounds being right in regards to his special status, about how he lied to her, let's see.

What next, hand lotion???]

Put a rocking chair on the front porch and buy a shotgun.

[A pretentious rocking chair.]

[lurings]

[ lotion in a basket. conditioner is next. ]

You're never meeting my friends.

[ she says like she lives with him and her friends will often be on his porch. or like she has friends. (does stiles count? she's not going to ask.) but if any start to exist, will is not allowed to silently threaten to shotgun them. ]

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[better come with a dog maybe he'll use it]

You realize I read everything on the network right

[daddy stalker]

[brokenteacup]

So I won't use the network.

[ SO THERE. ]

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[THEN HOW WILL U MAKE AC]

I didn't realize I scared you that much.

[brokenteacup]

[ 5000000000 logs. ]

I'm not scared of you. Don't be dramatic. I just don't want my legal guardian threatening boys I like with shotguns on a porch. Unless you don't want me to have friends and just have cats?

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[drops will in all of them staring menacingly]

You can talk to whoever the hell you want, Abigail. Talk, hang out, whatever. [Use protection. Like Hannibal. Full body murder condom. The boy won't feel a thing!] It was a joke. I'm not unaware that you're capable of holding of your own.

[Buys her a pocket knife
plays with her hair
call me Garret]

[lurings]

[ do it. ]

You know I'm really not scared of you, right? [ aside from that one time. when his brain was on fire. but it's really important to her that he knows that. ]

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[LOOMS]

You know I'm not really going to buy a rocking chair and a shotgun, right?

[He knows.]

[lurings]

Yeah.

Can I come steal a soda?

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Only if you bring your petunia bee stick with you.

[Yes.

A thousand times yes, come hide under his tail.]

you know what i keep getting? a bunch of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIKP2pQmx9c

[lyingheart]

[ That's kind of a big deal, Will. Kind of a big deal. ]

Neither do I, but you're more careful than this, and I have a hard time believing it's because some idiot made off with my wardrobe and left me with the high school locker room collection.

do you think that you can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkWvb8wvXE ?

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[No, it's okay. This is fine. It'll be all right.

The house is on fire but he'll pull through.]

It's not even 6 in the morning, Annie. Not everyone wakes up on their A game.

[he is so full of shit]

You need a distraction or something?

[and helpfully rude]

[lurings]

Are you going to steal it?

[ DO YOU WANNA DO A THREAD BC IM LIKE HELLA NEEDY AND i can put a starter in the log i already have y/n? ]

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[Is it dog-shaped? Then he'll steal it.]

No. Just want to see it.

[She might be able to get him to wear it, though. Never mind that she's 18, not 3. Dad game 2 strong.

SURE THING YES OF COURSE]

[lurings]

Ok. Be right there.

[ voila! ]

i think that i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou53-1Tl5Ko

[lyingheart]

[ Careful of the burns, Will, but moreso of the smoke. One kills much faster, and the other lingers, painful.

Lunatic might inform them both on these details. ]

More convincing if I didn't see the timestamps on some of your lucid conversations, Will.

[ Two can play the watches things in public game. ]

I don't need a distraction. I need an explanation, which I don't have yet, and I have a train, which I'm on the way to catch after Kanaya leaves.

fine! go! i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3krd-aQZzks

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[Lunatic needs to stay the hell away from both of them.

But that means they need to stay away in return, and Will doesn't get that sort of conversation so much anymore. Didn't. He's not sure how to feel about certain conversations with certain people, not now.]

I'm fond of you. After what you told us, after Lunatic, I'm a little on edge about people messing with you and didn't stop to check myself.

[He cares and that is really painful to confess.]

omg i can't believe this fell through my inbox i'm so sorry

[hackitude]

you're so full of crap

text

[hackitude]

Hey. What's your beef with my boyfriend?

[No "Hey, what up Mr. G?" this time. Skye isn't someone to belabour the point.]

NEVER FORGIVEN

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No really.
We had to get as much sleep as possible so we would look our best, which meant going to bed early. Then we got up early to bathe. This was one time when we didn't have to share water like usual, when we just bathed once a week. I got my OWN bath. Then I had to use this pomade in my hair to fix it how it should look, and we had hand fans to keep from getting too sweaty in between. Lots of cheek pinching before the picture. By the time you sat still long enough for it to go through, you'd look just right, so you really had to pinch the hell out of them.

[FULL OF CRAP]

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dude

you are NOT that old

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