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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[Got it the first time, Walleye.]

thanks
let me know how it goes

[TONIGHT ON WHEN COUGARS ATTACK]

[runningstart]

awwwww

ok fine

also miriam is nice she gave me sugar cookies

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not chocolate chip?
if you wanna do deliveries again i can take care of janice
and you can see if miriam gives you her chocolate chip next time
theyre so good
id buy them
she could be a cookie chef

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[Yeah, he's a little shit. Good to have around in case of crisis, though. Depending on who's involved, of course, and whether or not Hannibal's anywhere for him to go frolicking after like a lunatic.]

Only in Baltimore. I think.

[That sounds terrible without clarification, doesn't it? Like Will just goes around eating anything and everything and hopes it ain't people. So.]

He was here for a few months, and I didn't know who he really was then. We had breakfast together several times before he left.

[runningstart]

idc about janice shes fine shes hilarious im just giving u a hard time

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glad youre not scarred for life
but if you want to do deliveries again im not opposed
we could pay you properly for it too

[runningstart]

i kind of already have a job

i cant do them mondays all the time but i can do it on weekends

1/3

[huntergames]

[ ! ]

2/3

[huntergames]

[ !!! ]

3/3

[huntergames]

that sounds cool! are they soft? are they really bed sized too?
ive seen something like those but theyre usually small beds for cats or dogs

[sizetwelve]

[ Had Hannibal Lecter ever brought anything with meat to the children's clinic before he left? Unlikely. Thank God the norm is cookies and lollipops.

How does one go from 'surprise cannibalism' to 'willing cannibal'? A question for later, maybe, since it can be received or returned a number of ways. It would be easier to read Will if this were in person. ]

So it's only a habit you indulge in when he's about? I don't need to worry about waking up one morning with a bite taken out of me?

[ Or not waking up at all for the sake of more food? The phrasing sounds jesting, but the questions are serious, and she feels warranted. Friend or not, learning someone might crave human flesh does raise some questions that ought to be addressed. What if a misunderstanding leads to him turning his latest doctor into a stew? If Mary knows anything in life, by proof of her own actions, it's that people are capable of anything. It's acknowledgment, not insult. ]

[theminotaur]

Yeah, sounds good. I washed Gunther and trimmed his mustache. :)

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weekends would be great
how do you kind of have a job?
or is that a hint that you can be persuaded
well get you a nametag with a sticker of a walleye on it as a bonus

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[but he is a dog tho]

theyre bed sized
not too soft but theyre comfortable
id sleep on them

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[He loves her so much ugh things not to type.]

He'll look like a proper gentleman eating scraps later, then. I'm sure he enjoyed that.
Speaking of, do you think my hair's gotten shaggy again? You can cut it later this week if you're not booked full.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYjunrxUyAc → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIO43xfij3s

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[Gross, Mary. So, so gross. Will tries to only take bites of crime, like a good crime dog. Technically speaking, eating the remains of poor Randall Tier was doing just that. Who else would it have been? Certainly wasn't Freddie, vulture who flew on eternally. A constant among Freds, it seemed. He ate a serial killer, so what?

...oh right. Bluebird and all.]

I wouldn't call it a habit, but yes to the first and only the first.

[The latter, however concerned she might actually be, is downright vulgar. He won't say it without pressing, too rude. But Lord, what sort of cannibal eats their meat raw? (Besides ghouls.) The vulgarity is not just within the implication or the image it brings to mind, but the acknowledgement. That despised undercurrent of Will Graham being capable of great things, yet if put under too much stress, capable of turning that completely and making greatness out of the sick and depraved.

He sees the acknowledgement. He gets it, understands she's not the same as anyone from his Baltimore throwing that out there. But damned if it isn't difficult to not take some insult. Acknowledging that Will can be just as good at being bad as he can be decent at being good isn't his type of compliment.

He keeps getting that compliment, though, doesn't he?

Perhaps it's best to embrace the madness after all.]

[runningstart]

haaaaaa no cannot be persuaded

kind of is because its only part time cause im not 18 but its at starktech so sry not quitting

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[Oh unholy God. Wally is an not only an oddly civic-minded young person, he works for the guy that Will mostly knows as...]

so youre a computer genius
hacker whiz kid
crack codes
matthew broderick in wargames makes you roll your eyes
and all that?

[It's always the peppy ones who have some fondness for giving back (or simply don't want to feel indebted, perhaps) to watch out for.

Oh God.

Wally probably knows Will's fallen into Bejeweled Blitz Hell a time or two because computer geniuses in Heropa get fancy computer powers oh God he's seen the texts to April oh God what about the texts to Chilton OH GOD EVERYTHING IS RUINED THIS NEWFANGLED GENERATION IS GOING TO CAUSE AN ECONOMIC BREAKDOWN AND GLOBAL WARMING AND REMAKE ALL THE LAND BEFORE TIME MOVIES WHY MUST PEOPLE SUCCESSFULLY PROCREATE]

[runningstart]

[rest your gentle heart, will] nah dude chemistry

particle physics too but im officially in the chem dept

also war games is awesome

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[SER MORMONT I DO NOT HAVE A GENTLE HEART]

so scientific genius instead

[Look, Skye was all pumped up about working for Stark and she was fantastic at her computer mumbo jumbo emojis and viruses, so clearly Tony Stark just hires geniuses of some sort, right????]

really?
i havent seen it since it first came out

[40,000,000 years ago in 1983.]

[runningstart]

yup [starktech aka teenage genius daycare]

also thats a crime i cannot believe you havent seen it in a million years and ur a COP

thats ur homework

or repay me by watching it

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god no wargames was NORAD
i was never at that level
im keeping my loyalties where they belong by not watching it again
part of law enforcement is knowing where you stand on the clearance scale and abiding by it
or you get heavy fines
and go to prison
forever

[runningstart]

all im reading is EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES

if i bring it 2 the store we ttly gotta watch it

[infomodder]

i dont have a tv there
nice futon but no tv
nothing to watch movies on or with
for shame

[runningstart]

buddy

tablets exist

also laptops