infomodder | IC contact [Mask or Menace]

the first one
it's just a nickname
i'm trying to get to catch on
and you underestimate their sense of self
it's about all they have
next to an extreme soap opera addiction

[Hahaha, wait for them to kill someone and go crazy, it's great times for everyone (no it's not, God it is not).]

have you told other people it might catch on the more you tell regular soaps or spanish soaps?

[ Raccoons gone crazy would be the next Sci-Fi movie hit and you know it Will ]

wow
if only i had thought of that
you really were fbi
both
eduardo didn't work for a week when estacia went into a coma

[Write a loose script and film it, rake in the dough.]

yes but i charged them for my services you get it for free that's bs can't just not work every time someone goes into a coma no one would work ever again

Are you at Hook, Line, & Tinker right now?

lies
i pay for it with my wit and charm
that's why there's a constant cycle
you need at least one back-up raccoon crew per job
they get invested

monetary payment $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and all wait are you saying you dispose of them when they get too invested send them to sleep with the clams? that's villainy

send them to sleep in the tv room
eventually they get cycled back in
i would never hurt a raccoon
i saved them from a world ending
they owe me too much now

you truly are a kind and generous mistress i hope they appreciate you for it

This is your fault somehow. Take responsibility. Help me come up with a name for him.

[Will doesn't find it funny in any sense of the word, but he knows his idea of funny is its own beast. This was not the conversation he was expecting to have, not what he thought he could hear, but no matter. Life would be static if he could predict things that well, and in a place full of people from completely different worlds?

It's nice to listen and be completely wrong about things from time to time in ways that don't mean someone else dies.]

You don't think that's unique to where you're from, do you?

[He's careful to add that question mark at the end in his voice. Otherwise, it might sound like he's quietly mocking her, and that is not it at all.]

Sure am. What's up?

[ She appreciates that nuance. Wouldn't have minded the mockery, had it been there; not enough to do mor than be irritated in passing. ]

I'm not so optimistic as all that, Will.

BRUISER

Had something I wanted to drop off for you.

You know where it is. I'll be here. You could give me a head's up if it's about something else, too.

[aka. "you can come over but if someone's been talking shit about my murders, you can mention it before you drop it on me thnx"]

Nothing important. See you later.

[ "Nothing about your murders, Will. (Potential) Murderers Unite, club 4 liaf." She does mean later, too; it's five hours before Annie ends up stepping over the threshold of the bait shop, looking a little overheated, but calm enough. No sweatstains on her hoodie; she's been avoiding strenuous activity in Florida today. ]

Is Gunther with you?

[ Arrives at store, asks about dog: Annie Leonhart, in How to Make Friends and Alienate People. ]

[He doesn't reply, though as the time ticks by, he feels tempted to send her something, ask how it is, if there was a delay. He ends up telling himself that if she's not there by the regular time shop closes, he'll call, which just makes him more grateful to see her finally step through. Him on a stool leaning over the counter and flipping through a magazine full of rods and reels, not a stupid punny shirt to be seen in it. Gunther, unseen on the floor behind it, passed out like a log.

Or, he was, until he heard his name. Paws hit the floor, the dog's head appears right next to Will (who is looking at Gunther instead of Annie, not a repeat of before), tail going from still to wagging. Faster when Will says nothing, the dog furiously seeking the word of yes you can or no you can't and getting neither. The beard trembles, not wanting to be bad and barking but not getting an answer, and finally Will gives him all he can get at the moment: a pat on the counter.

Gunther can't cross the line and get in her face like last time, but he can scramble up to lean across the counter, legs stretched out just shy of smacking Will's magazine off, tongue licking the air in front of him. Will doesn't have to even crook a finger with the dog around.

Perfect. Lure.]

Not sure if he's with me or I'm with him at this point. Fridge in the back is full, if you're thirsty or anything.

[Gets friendly visit, tells them to get their own shit: Will Graham, in How to Make Yourself Comfortable Because Fuck if I Can Help Anyone There.]

Are you kidding me

Does he LOOK like a Bruiser? He's tiny!

He looks like an ankle Bruiser. And a mop. He's like a dust bunny and a dust buster combined. Samson? Bandit? Captain Fuzzbucket?

[He doesn't want to mock or irritate, honestly, but he ends up doing the latter more often than not. Just by being himself, himself that he's fully capable of controlling to the point where he doesn't end up irritating her.

He's going to try to keep it that way.]

It's not all that unique. [There's the sound of a bell, the door to the shop opening, and he leans back, fiddling with his name tag.] My world's got a long history to it, that wouldn't be out of place.

Bandit's cute. Though you know, kind of a "you" name more than a "me" name.

Hmmm. What about... Proxy? Or Chekhov?

Oh tech talk What's that one shortcut button that closes whatever you've got open? Fsomething?? You could name him that. Because he looks like he makes frowns disappear like that button gets rid of your windows.

I'm not naming my dog Alt-F4.

What about Sunny? Then you got Sunny and Skye.

IC contact [Mask or Menace]

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

text for some convenient time when he might actually be there

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

stop ship pushing

he's always there, always watching....maggots......no problems with him

ships all the way across the /sea/

no subject

maggots are so nice about cleaning up after dead things that's such a sweet hobby

he is very good with bugs inside dead ppl it's true

hey they serve a nice function in live ones too let's not forget

BARFARONI KC EWWWWWW

no subject

no subject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIqwqsKcTNE

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject