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only if you don't wash it first or use something that's unsanitary on its own

giving her garbage doesnt seem nice

it isn't if you gave her garbage, it would be insulting if you take it and make something out of it then it's not garbage anymore it's art

isnt it still garbage
i dont want to touch it

[Time to get defensive and pissy, then.]

In my opinion, people pay him too much attention without paying attention to what they should. [His opinion, he says. Not his professional one. Does he really want to make an effort to empathize with the devil? Fuck no he does not.] The bible talks about not testing God, but asks to not be led into temptation, deliver us from evil. What is talking to the devil if not testing God and walking right into evil? I think he knows that. Lucifer does, he knows it. And he knows that people will talk to him in spite of it. Seek him out. He doesn't have to do anything but claim his name and people will flock. So we're not just dealing with Lucifer. We're dealing with human nature, or whatever else some of us here might be. I wouldn't consider his whole speech gloating. I'd consider the part where he got plenty of imPorts talking to him like eager little lambs to be the gloating.

if you kill a deer and take its leg skin it, clean it, season it, all that and cook it it's not just a chunk of dead deer anymore is it? it's something you can eat that's sort of the same way with her trash art someone took time to transform it seeing it as what it used to be might be sort of gross for some people it is for you right now, seems like but to her it's like a stew or roast it's not the same as it used to be it's taken on a new life from its old one she also enjoys food she doesn't have to make herself but you don't have to bring anything just say you're with me i'll be your tribute

[No one ever let Will read or watch Hunger Games, thanks.]

now im hungry
can it be paper garbage
i could make her something out of that i think

this is one of the more normal questions i've been asked you're right

[Thinking about it, the weirdest question he's ever had to deal with might very well have been one back home, in regards to whether or not he'd join Hannibal at the dinner table when it came to making a meal of Mason. Like, dragons and vampires and shit, fine. But eating Mason Verger?

Dude why.]

[Don't make her hungry. You wouldn't like her when she's hungry.]

yes it can! you could even use tinfoil or saran wrap shiny bags candy bar wrappers

and shed really like that

[Crane wants to see everything Will suspects, but he also needs to see him squirm, just like everybody else. Any attempts made would heal, but they'd be stored in subconscious memory, and that he knows can be the cause of so much psychological pain.

Frederick suffered from a severe case; and because Crane was curious, and just wanted to add a little chaos to his order and generate new ideas and theories, he was compelled to cast his stone in the lake. Though it would be more of a depth charge. Let's stun those fish and bring them all to the surface, Will. Yours and Chilton's.]

Well, I can assume the two if you discuss many things. Abel Gideon, perhaps.

[Shitbird knows Frederick's dirty secret.]

part of me wants to know some of the weird questions but part of me doesn't want to know

[ not in the sense that he'd be grossed out. Dorian doesn't get grossed out. but this puts the onus of 'let me tell you or not' straight on Will. ]

i think so! its right up her alley

[He will, of course, give April a head's up on this. Please, love whatever Sasha gives her, she is but a child.]

i used to live with a vampire who could run around as a wolf and a guy who made no secret that he was into drugs one of our other roommates later moved her son in the house he was 12, i think that was a really weird series of questions from ALL sides

[WHY WOULD ANYONE BRING A CHILD INTO THAT DEN OF SIN this is what Will goes with instead of the morbid...start off slow, let Dorian decide if he wants worse, yeah?]

[Wait, what? Of all names to bring up...

Can they just talk about Hannibal? He's easier. He's not here, and his exit didn't involve anything criminal. Unintentional or otherwise.]

We used to. Doctor Gideon was how we initially met. [Crane might be throwing names in the dark to see what sticks, Will thinks. He can deal with that.] But as he's not around and there are more pressing issues going on, we don't have a need to discuss him.

[His mirror. Or, perhaps, he's Abel's mirror. Not a comfortable topic. It feels like, no matter what "world" they're in, the last time Will gets a glimpse of poor Abel Gideon is going to be when he's really, really, really dead. Oh well.]

[Crane steeples his fingers. He taps them together a few times, thinking up new ideas in his head. Will's deflecting the conversation away from Abel - thus he's turning it from Frederick Chilton, too.]

Really? But the fact is he was around, at one time.

[He keeps a very calm face, watching carefully for any reaction Will cares to make. He's clinical and curious; from the professionalism of his expression to the softly-spoken voice that comes from his lips.]

Frederick seems to have taken his disappearance to heart. He seemed quite nauseous, last time we spoke. [What a friendly, gentle shitbird he is!] Shame is a soul-eating emotion, you know.

[Will doesn't like this much at all, and part of him thinks that it's so easy for Crane to wrap the straitjacket around him as tightly as he has because of Chilton. Because of Chilton opening his big mouth. He understands the desire to want to discuss aspects of one's life, to relate, to find others who can understand, he certainly does. But this is turning on Will, now, and although he knows better than to pass on the full blame to Frederick Chilton and his Goddamn gossipy mouth, there is a part of him that stings, burns, itches with the want to call him up and give him a nice tongue-lashing. A gentle tongue bath, dog to dog.

He backed him into a corner with Walter White. Fine. He at least got a Thai dinner out of that. Being backed into a corner with Crane, his coworker? That was bordering on unacceptable. That was rude, and while Will wasn't one to turn his back on another for such things, he didn't like it.]

Don't you have work to do? Because I do, and I'm already running a little behind.

[So what's to be done in this situation? Shut it down, and Crane has given him the best way to do that by ringing him up at work. What a kind shitbird he is, that earns a question void of condescension or judgment and Will going so far as to put them on some sort of equal footing. Because that's what those superior types love, being on equal ground with fashion disasters and uncultured messes like Will Graham.]

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and here i thought dio and i potentially mentally scarring the 13 year old roommate was bad.
did you have to give the 'just say no' talk to the kid?

[It's a reaction Crane's planned for.

If Will's trying to talk him into a corner, then he'll just demolish the walls. He genuinely enjoys this small game they have created, when he realizes Will isn't about to roll over and take it. There is a part of him that's overjoyed to see the other man isn't a coward. That is fascinating, and it's perhaps exactly what Will's after. It's a fantastic way to paint a target on his back; appealing to his curiosity.

The problem is Crane is a wantonly selfish man. There is no love more sincere for him than the love of knowledge. But he isn't contented with just having what someone said he ought to have. He doesn't want to eat one or two pieces of it. He wants to devour it all.

Maybe he should call Frederick later. Or maybe not. Will Graham might do that, now.]

Of course. Goodbye, Will. We'll talk later.

[You know exactly what he'll be after, dog.]

fuck no that would be his mother's job not mine i just went around and cleaned up so none of that stuff was easily found messaged the other roommates about the disaster and avoided the hell out of the house as much as i could after

'btw kid don't eat the brownies
will out'
something like that?

not even that much gave mom the 411 and left it all to her it's different when the kid is here without their parent but when both are here? not my place don't wanna get into some argument about how i overstepped bounds better to just leave it alone entirely

smart thinking.
i'm sure there's some saying about parents and children that would be appropriate to say here but hell if i can remember it

i'll pretend you did and it was very profound instead of something so cliche you might find it in a fortune cookie

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