IC contact [Mask or Menace]

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

Comments

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[So far, angry dog has yelled at nosy lawyer and somewhat at Roomba. SO FAR]

i am not prejudiced
if i wasn't so open about how much i like dogs
you wouldn't be saying that
YOU'RE prejudiced
what's his reaction?
is it a shout or a squeak

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i am
but that's just because i'm better than people
i can't help it
just don't hate on cat people for the cat part
he told me he'd come to like me over time
i had to go scream in his office
and
well
i can't tell a cop the rest
but i will win

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[Will is forever amazed that people think he's like those GROSS other cops.]

and such a healthy ego too
i'm not a cop
i haven't been one in years
not one here
i have no ties to them
gonna keep it that way
you can tell me

[aggressiveapathy]

lies
unless it's some weird secret pact of the fish shop guys
to poke around on the internet
trying to solve crimes
and what do i get for sharing?

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the last thing my career with the fbi did for me was shove me off in chilton's hospital for being something i'm not
trust me
i don't want to deal with law enforcement after that

[It's true but it's not, but it's true enough for the purposes of being here. Here, he can't work to catch the one who set him up and took Abigail from the world. He can't catch the Copycat. Not here. So, until Ripper murders start popping up or someone exerts Jack Crawford-levels of guilt tripping, until Will's thing is revealed to someone who gets it?

He is not going back.]

free punny fish shirts
for life
?

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fred's place?
well
cruel and unusual

[ That explained a lot ]

close
but not enough
if i get him really good
i'm sure the whole network will know
but i'm already forcing him to give him money and he sent internet hugs
so
a process

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you know him?

[It only gets worse, honestly.]

free punny fish shirts for life
discount on everything else in the store
groupies get live bait every time they stop by










ice cream?

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i made him drink boxed wine
for a friend
clothing and ice cream
are you listing things girls like

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[CHAMPION OF HIS HEART guess who prodded at Chilton for the boxed wine fight.]

troy?
i saw that discussion
he must be a saint
nothing wrong with boxed wine
not just girls
how can anyone not like ice cream
some of my dogs back where i'm from liked ice cream
a lot
found that out the hard way

[aggressiveapathy]

we go back
and fred makes it too easy
anyone who spends more than five dollars on wine is an idiot
i like ice cream
just sucks as a bribe
i have raccoons to steal it for me

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he been here a long time, too?
please tell me you call him fred to his face
i'm sure he appreciates it
so you've been using the minions to steal ice cream
you're a thief is what i'm getting
which stores
i need to call the fuzz
this is a serious matter

[aggressiveapathy]

we were the City together
before
the fred thing is new
i didn't know he had a name until troy cut me off from his wine cellar
it's not real thieving if they don't notice

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the place before this one
i heard about it a little bit
i'm sure his long-term patients have names for him other than fred

[like dead
it rhymes]

that's a dangerous line of thought
leads to anarchy

[aggressiveapathy]

what's wrong with anarchy?

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it's only okay when the sex pistols do it
otherwise
it's a mess

[aggressiveapathy]

as an agent of the government
sure
but it's more fun

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not an agent!!!

[In every way. Never gonna get that Special Agent Will Graham title, nope.]

it's all fun and games until someone in your pro-anarchy party turns out to be an agent of the government
or gets TOO into it
next thing you know?
you're sold into slavery
doing retail with smooth jazz muzak
or stabbed in the back
then there's never going to be fun in your life ever again

[aggressiveapathy]

all i learned from that is you were a man slave at some point in your life

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[Accurate in its own way.]

does that make finding my lines more exciting

[aggressiveapathy]

slightly
but still no full confession for you

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for now
i see i'll have to turn up the heat on what to make you
and the groupies



do they have names???

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the good ones
when they're not hiding my shiny things for fun

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you take away their names when they're bad?
talk about a time bomb for identity crises
multiple ones

[aggressiveapathy]

you can't take away a name
i just refuse to acknowledge it
they learned to deal with it and carry on
unlike mr. registration

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might make them think they're going crazy though
that seems a bad idea with wild animals
mostly wild animals
wait are we back to talk about miles
or did you name one mr. registration