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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]

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[boobwindow]

No go on the cat.
Sorry.

[infomodder]

[Will has always had 99 problems, but never before has a cat been 1. Welp.]

Thanks for getting back to me about it.
No need to be sorry.

[boobwindow]

It might be better to let it remain a stray. We can get it fixed and release it back.

[infomodder]

No, no, I know exactly who would want it.
Her.
She's already been spayed.
I took her in for a look just after I contacted you. Got her shots and all settled.

[boobwindow]

Someone who will take care of her, I hope?

[infomodder]

Yes. She's a good kid. That cat will be very spoiled.

[Abigail is a good kid. Really.]

[boobwindow]

I'm surprised my housemate didn't want one, but I'm glad the cat found someone to give her a forever home.

[infomodder]

Furever homes are my business. Just not usually with cats.

[That is not a typo. This dude is really into his dogs, okay?]

Everything good with the housemates?

[boobwindow]

[ Well then. ]

I guess?
The housemate shuffling gets old fast.

[ Is it illegal to punt a teenager through a window?? ]

[infomodder]

[Well then indeed.]

It really does.
Get a bad egg?

[Things he wouldn't say to Certain People, that right there.]

[boobwindow]

Something like that.
Teenage boys.

[infomodder]

Those are terrible. Absolute nightmares.

[He says from experience. Loooooots of experience, and not just because he was one.

Though that does have a part in it.]

[boobwindow]

Had to live with one? I thought your housemate was a wolf.

[infomodder]

We've got a full house now.

[One does a lot of pot and turns into a dog, which Will found out on accident.]

Haven't lived with one, but I did used to be one. And I've had to deal with them for work on multiple occasions. Always a trip, not always a good one.

[boobwindow]

Lotta boys still go fishing these days?

[infomodder]

Not like they used to.
I worked law enforcement back in my world. Teenage boys get in trouble regularly.

[boobwindow]

Seriously?

[ He doesn't... look like law enforcement and he doesn't give off that vibe. ]

[infomodder]

Pretty serious.
Was FBI before I got dragged here.

[The Big Leagues and all that.]

That's not a problem, I hope.

[boobwindow]

How does one go from FBI to
fisherman?

[infomodder]

I've always fished.
That's what they put me in when I got here. Is that a Porter thing or a government thing?
That would be the answer, then. Whichever one is responsible for handing out jobs.

[AKA Paid retirements.]

[boobwindow]

I don't think I could ever have the patience for fishing.
And I'm not sure. I assume the government, but then I have to wonder why they set me up with my old profession.

[infomodder]

Fishing's a good way to learn patience.
You like your old profession?

[Why not set people with something they enjoy. Alternatively, something that makes them miserable and is fitting in the worst of ways. Children's hospital nurse Dog Fancy columnist yoga instructor clockmaker random my ass.]

[boobwindow]

Are you implying something?
I worked in software before I started up my own company.
Kinda miss having a nice view of Manhattan.

[infomodder]

Sure am. Implying that fishing's good for more than one thing.
So you've got experience. Maybe they hand out things people might enjoy or be good at in some way.
Manhattan not the same here?

[Hover cars change everything.]

[boobwindow]

I've got plenty of patience, just no tolerance for stupidity.
More like expensive. I wasn't swimming in cash back home, but I had stability.