Fire's always been lit. No one had to start it. It's been burning since the worlds have been turning. Sometimes it just gets a little gas thrown on it, that's all.

[Not all of them have Billy Joel. But if she knows old fart music and calls him on it, no problem.]

More interest you show in him, more gas is going to get slung. For you and everyone you talk to at length. People you like. Make that like obvious. Can't let him rile you up, Ellie. Makes it worse in the end.

[Someone else might lose an arm. Again.]