ic contact 2 mask or menace

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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

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[ This mental network thing is really useful when you're two seconds away from punching people just because AUGH NO PRIVACY save him now. Even though he's, y'know, the opposite of good at concentrating. ]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Buddy.

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[He gets an immediate reply because, let's be real, April's been taken. Like hell is Will going to work when he can hang around and be on call 24/7 for check ins.]

Hey. How are you?

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[ Ahah, thank god. There's only so much frantic pacing Ray can do, pestering somebody seems to be necessary at this point. ]

Bored outta my skull. Tired of shouting at the fuckwads behind the door. Y'know. The usual.

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[He came to the right place.]

You could change it up. Try whispering at the fuckwads behind the door instead of shouting.

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[ Yesss he knew it. ]

What, try goin for the horror movie element? Creepy voice through the grates, drive 'em up the wall?

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If that's what you're going for. "It's not what you say, but how you say it." Whispering makes 'em work to hear what you're saying...shouting, not so much.

[This is not a serious suggestion; he doubts what Ray wants is to risk nutty guards doing nutty things. But. A distraction seems necessary, so here they are.]

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At this point i'd do just about anything to get their attention, including creepy ass whispering. I don't even think trying to seduce one'd work at this point.

[ Hah, he's so funny. ]

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No offense, buddy, but I doubt they'd be up for what you're offering. They don't seem to consider us people.

[................unless human weapon kink is the appeal???]

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[ look, you never know okay. ]

I'm thinkin that's how most hostage situations work. Why they train you to keep telling 'em your name like they're gonna decide an introduction's all it takes.

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Wonder what happens if you give 'em a different name each time.

[They'll realize he's a person with many other people in him, steer clear of that one.]

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What, you think they'll take me for a walk around if they think i'm a few cards short of a deck?

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Possibly.

[But...]

Hope they would if somebody got sick. Made a scene sort of sick, if you know what I mean.

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[ Hm. Hmmmmm. ]

You think that'd work? Or you think they'd let me die in my own puddle.

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Dunno enough to say, but I'd hope for the former. The latter is...

[Bleak and depressing to think about? Things he won't say out loud, since he's just. So used to bleak and depressing in the first place.]

...not ideal.

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I wouldn't put money on it, that's for damn sure.

[ Considering what the guards have done so far? Yeah, he's guessing he'd die in his own ick. ]

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Great. That's just great.

[Will's so, so glad April has no existing conditions. Or if she does, she isn't aware of them. Shit, no, that's a terrible line of thought to go down. But she could need medication or a specific diet and they're lucky there. Others, though...not so much.]

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Ain't it just. You heard about the buckets yet?

[ Because yes, it's time to bitch about those too. Poo buckets and mean, uncaring guards - there's no way he's the only one that's bothered Will about this. ]

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[No, he's not. Will's actually been keeping in close contact with April as much as possible, so nope, not the first. But Will doesn't find it a bothersome thing...rather glad people see him as a source to let it all out on in such a manner.]

Somewhat. [None of the grittiest details, though. Imagining April having to...brrr.] There's some privacy for that, isn't there?

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[ As regularly cranky as Ray tends to be, he doesn't actually bitch to that many people - not usually. So really, consider it an honor. Or something. Probably not an honor when it comes to this particular topic but Ray has to grumble to somebody that isn't a Mountie. ]

What, you think we got a curtain? Not like people're staring, but it still ain't the ritz.

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[Don't worry, buddy. He is definitely honored.]

I'd...not been wanting to think of my wife having to. Go through that. Without any privacy. [What a selfish bastard, wow.] I wouldn't look at the Network. If I were you.

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[ OH GOOD someone should be. ]

I dunno if it'd make you feel any better if she had someone standing guard for her. [ Dudes really have it better(ish) in this scenario don't they. Not that it's something Ray would brag about. ] Works for me- don't know if I have the brainpower for it.

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[Let him just...give him a second...and...]

That's her decision. [If April's cool with it, Will's cool with it. You know, as "cool with it" anyone can be in this situation, which is more like lukewarm coolness.] Too busy focused on everything else, huh?

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[ That's pretty big of you there, Will. ]

I'da punched someone in the head if I was you. That or my ex would'a threatened to sue the pants off everyone, I dunno. Which is ah- [ Pretty accurate. ] -yeah, my focus is a little shot to shit.

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[Worry not, man, he has punched stuff in her absence. Mostly food and the like getting ground up or sliced with way more force than needed, but you know. Gotta get it out somewhere.]

Gotten any sleep lately?

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Sleep is for the needy.

[ And the weak! But mostly the not-excessively-paranoid amongst them. ]