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[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[stealwithit]

I can't help but notice there's someone named Joaquin running around now.

Could it be...?

[ Jaime Reyes' evil twin has come to perform his dastardly deeds?! Kasumi knows it ain't so, but the coincidence of someone actually named Joaquin being around is too good to pass up. ]

[infomodder]

Does he have a mustache?

[Yes, yes, he is treating this like a Serious Problem. Absolutely horrified over here, definitely, there is a sinister Jaime Reyes twin here and that is nothing to laugh at!]

[stealwithit]

As a matter of fact, he does. One of those mustaches that curl at the ends.

Oh my god he's definitely evil. Only sinister people have mustaches like that!

[ this is a proven fact ]

[infomodder]

Oh my God.
We'll have to keep an eye on him. And make certain Jaime doesn't try to befriend him. You know how Jaime can be.

[ie. a precious cinnamon roll, too pure, too good for this crapsack world]

[stealwithit]

He's too kind and friendly for his own good. Someone's got to protect him from his own brother!

[infomodder]

Do you think you can talk any sense into him about this before it's too late??

[stealwithit]

It may already be too late

[infomodder]

We can't just stand aside and let Joaquin ruin his life
I'm not sure what to do but we can't do THAT

[stealwithit]

I'm so distraught!

[ she's not ]

Should we... watch this Joaquin guy? Make sure he's not up to no good?

[infomodder]

Wait. This the one talking about drinking and smoking on the Network?

[Definitely evil. Only evil people smoke or drink. That shit is known.]

We could give him some liquor and pry his brain for what his plans are concerning Jaime.

[it's funny when she doesn't know Things]

[stealwithit]

[ Yeah. I mean, a lot of people drink, and a lot of people smoke. But if you do both then clearly you also have an evil plot brewing in your sinister mind.

Also, she at least knows this Joaquin has, in fact, nothing at all to do with Jaime Reyes' family tree. But she finds the coincidence hilarious. ]

Are you suggesting we take him out for drinks? I'm currently a stranger to him.

[infomodder]

We could. Strangers drinking together is a quick way to make friends. Might work on this evil twin like it does on plenty others.

[stealwithit]

I like your style, Will Graham.

[infomodder]

[plaid dad, best style]

You like a free drink, is that what you're saying?

[stealwithit]

No! I simply enjoy meeting people.






But yes.

1/3

[infomodder]

Well.
There's a lot of people at my house, and we've always got liquor stocked. You seem like my wife's kind of woman. I think you two would get along.

[infomodder]

[10 seconds later:]

I didn't mean it like

[infomodder]

provocatively

[IMAGINE HIM DRUNK KASUMI]

[stealwithit]

[ if there's a delay in her response, it's because she was busy laughing ]

I am so there.

[infomodder]

[Someone hold Jeff Winger back from the mysterious space woman.]

Be sure to wear something you don't mind getting covered in fur.