[Obviously it's a subtle move into foreplay, yes. Good job, Jeff, you figured out the mysterious empathetic Will Graham where others are still miles behind.]

I'd offer to shave, but April likes the beard. [Sorry buddy, April's needs come first.] And I like not shaving. [He likes being lazy as hell about this particular habit, he means. Same thing.] It'd be a wig my usual hair color, right? Or would you go for something off the beaten path?

[Pink? Green? Long and curly and red???? NO.]