[Mike's eyes follow the hamster. That sure is a fuzzy rodent thing in a rolly ball. Will gets an extra look. Why this, Will? Why is your house like a clown car, only with a wide variety of animals instead of clowns?]

It's definitely not a cool death. [Dumb to cool, getting murdered by your bro in the woods is solid dumb. But...]

Maybe a two. Could have been more dumb. Could have been like a dumb accident. Trip on somethin'... [Maybe a fuzzy rodent thing in a rolly ball.] ... Fall and die.

[Yeah, that's less cool than death by friend hug.]