infomodder: so maybe you should do set up and let me RUIN IT??? i'll tell him too lol yeah best plan a+ strategy (buuut i don't wanna get in trouble)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote 2016-02-01 01:10 am (UTC)

[...oh.

Will lowers his cup first, giving Mike his full attention. Once the real horror of it all sinks in, he sets it back on the counter and runs a hand over the back of his neck as a hamster in a rodent ball joins them. The hamster will roll right into Mike's feet, bounce off, and then continue out if Mike leaves him be.
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Christ. [When words fail, swear. Mike understands that sort of politeness.] How do you figure that classifies as a one?

[Since it sounds like a damn horrible nightmare to most people, doesn't it? Childhood friend murdering them? That's sheer terror.]

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