You better not. I don't want to have to take off my belt and bend anybody over my knee.
[He means in the purely terrifying dad spanking way, of course, which is what makes it a joke because Jeff is definitely not a child. Not his child, not a child at all, and his height would probably make it difficult to get him across any knees. Sharkbait would likely give Will's ankle the kiss of death if he tried anyway.]
Careful with the manipulation. That's flirtation. For some people from Baltimore.
[But discussion of spanking is not flirtation. No.
no subject
[He means in the purely terrifying dad spanking way, of course, which is what makes it a joke because Jeff is definitely not a child. Not his child, not a child at all, and his height would probably make it difficult to get him across any knees. Sharkbait would likely give Will's ankle the kiss of death if he tried anyway.]
Careful with the manipulation. That's flirtation. For some people from Baltimore.
[But discussion of spanking is not flirtation. No.
Baltimore is fucking weird.]