ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[itistolaugh]

ftr you PROBABLY should have asked that BEFORE you gave me a list of cute boys

[textualhealing]

Omg ok I'm sorry ok? Is that what you wanted to hear? I'm traumatized enough already.

[infomodder]

Sorry for what? :(

( MISFIRE )

[mantlepieces]

[ After this, since paranoid overthinking might as well be his very long middle name. ]

just checking since I know u two are friendly but u didnt tell kitty anything about me right
she gave me some weird line about a broken phone and then led me on it felt like I was being girl tested

anyway she's got a big mouth AND would get the wrong idea so I need
to know

[amadaman]

[there isn't even a pause for contemplation because this message came back grammatically correct.]

This isn't Kaneda-san is it.

[infomodder]

ftr I gave you a list of cute boys with superpowers and a network of friends who have the same.
There is a difference.

[behold lamb chop trying to save a little face]

[itistolaugh]

we ALL have superpowers
& MOST of us have friends
so im not seeing how that matters??

i didn't expect to get kids jeez

[infomodder]

[omg where is hannibal will sucks at japanese WHAT DOES -SAN EVEN MEAN is that an honor bestowed on dog lovers does he need to find this kaneda person too FUCK HE'S GONNA ASK KEN OR TOUKA OR ANOTHER DARLING CANNIBAL CHILD LATER THEY'LL KNOW]

No but I'm good with dogs.

[textualhealing]

Sending you that text. B isn't even anywhere near W, idk how I screwed up so bad.

[amadaman]

[what is happening]

I really doubt your name is "Good With Dogs." I'm not handing off Koromaru to a stranger.

[infomodder]

[WELL he knows this name and fortunately he knows the other name, but what is girl tested and who had he meant this for originally? He wonders. But does he have to? Hmm.]

I'm not friendly with Kitty, assuming you mean Kitty Jones. So I haven't told her anything.
She's not the only one with a malfunctioning phone, however.
Hello Mr. Mantle.

[infomodder]

You'd be right. My name is Will Graham, and I am good with dogs.
You're one of Jaime's friends, aren't you?

[infomodder]

Screwed up huh

[textualhealing]

This is no time for innuendo!

[infomodder]

This is the PERFECT time for innuendo

[hisheartsdesire]

[Maybe it'll be like Whitby. Except it's in Florida, which is nothing like Whitby. Though there are beaches and fishing...]

I'll be there.
Shouldn't take me long.

[Especially if the sun's down, which... it probably should be.]

[mantlepieces]

[ ... What. ]

playing dumb only makes it seem like u did say something
do u mean ur phone's broken too did u send her something on accident?

[ No, he hasn't caught on yet. ]

if u did I
well I dont know what Id do but
she just never ever lets things go, okay

[textualhealing]

Ok. Normally I would agree. But
I mean I will tie you to a desk if you want. But I'm leaving you there.

[infomodder]

I'm not playing dumb, Mr. Mantle, but my phone has been a little strange all day. Seems yours has fallen prey to whatever's going around as well.
This is Will Graham.
Remember me?

[Or, like, his house. At least.]

[infomodder]

Is this a fantasy you've had for a while now, Jeff?

[infomodder]

It matters if you piss enough of us off!
How the hell could you not expect to get kids? You asked for boys. Boys are kids.
If you wanted someone of age you would be asking for men.

[has harley realized yet that he is in fact an old fart man because he clearly is very bad with girl talk let him make SUPER OBVIOUS]

( 1/3 )

[mantlepieces]

what

( 2/3 )

[mantlepieces]

the h

[mantlepieces]

unfortunately I'll never forget

[itistolaugh]

ok
again
u should have asked before u just handed out names to a stranger
so dont get pissy with me
im not after ur scout troop holy shit