ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[exceptfebruary]

I heard you were married to April Ludgate.

[infomodder]

[And so the Scott Pilgrim arc begins.]

We are. Almost a year now.
Did you two really date before?

[exceptfebruary]

No. In fact, we rarely had chance to speak before. Unfortunately. [ That's less than helpful Julian ]

[infomodder]

That is unfortunate. She's one of the best people around to hold a conversation with.

[He says, totally unbiased.]

[exceptfebruary]

I do look forward to our future conversations. Particularly in a couple of months.

[infomodder]

Yours and mine or yours and hers?

[exceptfebruary]

Hers and mine. You have no particular interest. Besides your association. [ wow

At least he's honest? ]

[infomodder]

What are your intentions with my wife?

[PLEASE KEEP BEING HONEST HE REALLY LIKES IT]

[exceptfebruary]

I like her name.

April.

It is a good month.

[ That's not actually an answer? Ok ]

[infomodder]

[ok but:]

Are there any months you don't consider good months?

[exceptfebruary]

Point. It is true. I do not pick favorites.

[textualhealing]

Surprisingly not. You guys are a cute couple, I wouldn't wanna stand in the way of that, even though your wife is super hot.

[And he means that with the greatest respect, because bros can tell bros that they have hot ladies, right?]

1/2

[infomodder]

Good to know. There is merit in equality.

[infomodder]

If you wanna get to know her more, you could always stop by for dinner sometime.

[exceptfebruary]

[ what is this actually being invited to something? ]

I could pencil it in. Do you have a day in mind?

[infomodder]

[No, do you? he types. And then realizes it's likely this guy always has a day in mind so he's better off not asking him that particular question.]

Whenever works best for you works best for us. Barring another crisis.

[exceptfebruary]

Is the 3rd too soon?

[ The first and second were both holidays after all. ]

[infomodder]

Not at all. We have dinner every night. If something happens on the 3rd, you're free to stop by later.

["We have dinner every night," he says, like this isn't a very common thing that humans partake in.]

[lackey]

[Mike's eyes follow the hamster. That sure is a fuzzy rodent thing in a rolly ball. Will gets an extra look. Why this, Will? Why is your house like a clown car, only with a wide variety of animals instead of clowns?]

It's definitely not a cool death. [Dumb to cool, getting murdered by your bro in the woods is solid dumb. But...]

Maybe a two. Could have been more dumb. Could have been like a dumb accident. Trip on somethin'... [Maybe a fuzzy rodent thing in a rolly ball.] ... Fall and die.

[Yeah, that's less cool than death by friend hug.]

[infomodder]

I don't know about cute, but... [A sharp inhale through his teeth.] ...April is super hot, that's right on the mark.

[The only reason "super hot" doesn't sound awfully old man-like is because he parrots Jeff saying it as a defense mechanism.]

[aggressiveapathy]

how is that even a question
but just you
not the dogs

[infomodder]

you got it
i expect a running commentary as we go

[If pictures can't be sent via this link, well. April will just come home to literally a hundred pictures of Will doing every little thing she told him to. Because that's love.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbNU9WuVgw

[infomodder]

[The morning after Will unknowingly parts from this asshole here, he wanders to the bait shop with his own little folder. Inside, under thin red tissue paper, are three very clear shots of a human heart in an ice box, some blood splatter still on the sides as his hands were sort of messy at the time. They are pictures Dorian has seen before, of course, but Will hasn't connected the two. The note he's attached this time is at the back of the poor man's symbolic gift wrap, the dramatic flair that Will's chosen a prescription paper as stationary.]

Your select cuts have been acquired.
The meat won't last forever, and dining is better done with company.

[REVEAL YOURSELF CANNIBAL ANGEL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMxU2ToSunY

[brushoff]

[ Second verse same as the first, trucker hat picks up the note, sees the pictures and Dorian is just grinning like a maniac, he can't wait to see the threads unravel, to see everything revealed to Will and everything about Will revealed to himself. This has been a wild fucking ride and Dorian just wants to watch as it all crashes down.

And again, with the same stationary, same script. ]

In that case, perhaps the evening of February 1st? A heart for the month of love, how appropriate.

[ suck it, Calendar Man. ]

I would prefer we do this in Maurtia Falls, but I highly doubt you could take dinner though the Porter. As it is, attached are directions to a warehouse on the outskirts of Heropa. Hopefully we won't be disturbed. You will find me there around 8pm.

[ and hopefully Will's bringing a car with a trunk or something, otherwise what the hell are they gonna do with Elsa's corpse that Dorian's stealing, spoiler alert, Dorian has no idea how to get rid of a body, that's what you blackmail other people to do for you. ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

[infomodder]

[Suck it, Calendar Man, indeed.

He stares at the words. He sends his staff home and closes down for the day. He tends to live bait and basic repairs with the looming promise (threat?) of getting to meet his guardian angel searing his britches off. It feels like heated lead in his back pocket, conflicted about burning him or ripping his pants right open. After a few hours of doing anything to keep from idleness, he simply rips off a post-it note, pulls out an everyday use black pen, and keeps it short.]

I'll be there.

[Dropped in the box before Will meanders home. He's not even sure if trucker hat angel will return in that time to find it, but if he does, it's there. If he doesn't, Will supposes (hopes, on a certain level he can't ignore) their next communication will be in person.

And that's more exciting than any amount of body parts in the mailbox.]