ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[textualhealing]

[There is so much drool. Why did Jeff have to get the affections from the bulldog, and not one of it's less drooly members of the family? He's left having to wash stuff way too often thanks to Sharkbait.]

Absolutely am, yeah. I'm thinking slow mo function too so you can really see the tears. [Dreamy sigh! And then a slow side glance to Will as he finally decides to come clean.]

You know I wouldn't hurt him, right? You don't have to worry about that. Maybe some light manipulation, sure, but what's that between friends?

[enucleation]

... I steal. From morgues. [ when Touka was here, it was so easy because two of them stealing bodies is a lot easy to do. When it's just him, stealing bodies for two ghouls (specially one of them eats for two - himself), it starts to be hard ]

I used to go to hospitals but I felt bad. [ because the families would want to see the bodies and they were gone, to be eaten by some hungry cannibal. ] Then I went to police morgues and stole bodies of criminals and unknowns. At first they thought it was other criminals stealing the bodies. [ that was good ]

But they started to see a pattern. Hospitals too. Security got tighter.

[infomodder]

Why wouldn't they be?

[infomodder]

Might wanna work on that. You could get in trouble if you did it to the wrong person at the wrong time.

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[huntergames]

i didnt do it on purpose! i wont hit anyone

2/3

[huntergames]

okay i am sorry really very sorry
i hit him on purpose

3/3

[huntergames]

he was calling me stupid
i didnt mean to lose my temper

[infomodder]

[Life is hard for a cannibal. Especially one who doesn't hunt the population down. Not that he'd suggest Ken revert to hunting, but he can't help thinking how Hannibal would never have this problem. Just taking came so easily to him.]

Now you don't have anywhere to go but the labs and...you don't want to go there too often. You need to find some place else?

[Hopefully he's followed properly.]

[infomodder]

Have you ever hit him before? If he's called you stupid.

[Maybe Reggie did it on purpose??? Maybe he likes being smacked around.]

[enucleation]

Yes. It's not just for me, though. If the labs are my only option, I'll go to the labs.

But there is also the issue with Hinami-chan. I'm the one getting her food and if I'm Ported out, she needs to find a way to eat. I don't want her to register, Will. I don't trust the government and no ghoul should be under a government's or a laboratory's eye. [ he is paranoid and truly believes that the government keeps an eye on what Kaneki eats, and the labs take the chance to study Kaneki whenever he drops by. He was turned into a ghoul by a mad scientist - it's easy to guess why he distrusts laboratories and scientists so much ]

I need a way, that doesn't involving killing someone. A way for her, too. And I don't know what.

[ it's a bit unfair to ask Will to help him about this. But Will was part of the police force, so maybe he will remember something that the Police doesn't usually care for - but with dead bodies, they always do, don't they? But Will is still one of the smartest people Kaneki knows, so he feels that if there is a person who can help him, Will is that person. ]

[huntergames]

in the shoulder a couple of times
we were just mad at each other and we hadn't spoken in a month before that

[ Probably... he likes being scratched... ]

[infomodder]

Why not get a spray bottle? Fill it with water. Put his name on it. Use that instead of your fist.

[brushoff]

Because they're so 1970s it hurts.

1/2

[huntergames]

like a cat?

2/2

[huntergames]

he is like a cat

[ Wants attention, but doesn't want attention. Moody, kind of ridiculous despite looking cool and graceful, likes being scratched?? ]

[infomodder]

It's a nonviolent solution. May even encourage him to be nicer.

[huntergames]

im not violent
you know that!!!!!!

[infomodder]

You better not. I don't want to have to take off my belt and bend anybody over my knee.

[He means in the purely terrifying dad spanking way, of course, which is what makes it a joke because Jeff is definitely not a child. Not his child, not a child at all, and his height would probably make it difficult to get him across any knees. Sharkbait would likely give Will's ankle the kiss of death if he tried anyway.]

Careful with the manipulation. That's flirtation. For some people from Baltimore.

[But discussion of spanking is not flirtation. No.

Baltimore is fucking weird.]

[infomodder]

[Ken effectively rules out Registration as an answer. Not that Will could blame him; everyone has their own thoughts on the government, it's not his place to change minds. Officially he has no business with them outside of his own status, and he likes it that way. But without changing status, without killing, and being unable to get bodies...what's left, graverobbing? How desperate. How easily messed up, and then what would the papers say about imPorts? Damn them all, put that burden on Ken.

Not happening.]

Your usual rivers are all dried up. [It's...just a statement. But it's delivered so grimly and almost abruptly it sounds rather like Will didn't mean to say it. Thinking out loud.] Have you ever spoken to an imPort by the name of Jesse Pinkman?

[Usually, Will isn't the biggest fan of dropping names. But this is in private, this isn't smeared across the Network for all to see. This is different. And while it's also exceedingly bleak and grisly, Jesse seemed accustomed to that. So accustomed to it, getting to use something seen as similar for the good of others wasn't immediately viewed as the same sort of terrifying. Worst came to worst, it didn't work out, and Jesse didn't appreciate it. Best come to best? That was worth the risk.]

[lackey]

[Little Fluffy Shithead hustles right on in, Mike trailing behind her. At Will's prompting, he bends down, unsnaps the leash, and gives 'his' dog an awkward pat on the head. The Princess ignores him, making a beeline for the crowd of dogs and raccoons as soon as she's granted her freedom. She stops just short of them, tail still wagging, tongue hanging out of her mouth, gutsy and confident as can be - and ready for the butt sniffing to commence.

God, dogs.

Mike glances at the coat rack and stuffs the leash in his pocket instead.]

No. No problems.

[Don't mind him, just gonna scoot around to the side of Will so there's both a man and a small dog between him and the raccoon squad.]

Oh, this is... for you? Christmas present. Late.

[He hands the package over without taking his eyes off them critters.]

[infomodder]

He just brings it out in you, huh?

[Oh to be young again and to feel the keen sting of something something whatever Dumbledore said about Lav-Lav and Won-Won]

[huntergames]

hes such a weirdo

[infomodder]

Most boys are.

[huntergames]

but youre not weird
my boy friends from home arent weird except maybe jean and eren

[infomodder]

You're more familiar with those boys, right?
The longer you're around someone and the more you know their weirdness, the more you have a chance to appreciate it. Or not appreciate it. The more you can accept it as part of them. Part of what makes them the person they are. Getting to know a person means getting to understand them. The good and the bad and everything in between. In return, they get to understand you. When you can see each other, every detail comes together. Like looking a painting. You see a full picture instead of bits and pieces. If they let you and you let them.
It's a treat when you get to that point. And sometimes the weirdness in that picture is the best part of it. The backbone without which there'd be nothing to see.