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"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[textualhealing]

[There will be no complaints from Jeff if Will wants to take it upon himself to test every gifted bottle of alcohol to pass through these doors, he'd rather that than worry about his insides turning to mush from a sip of something.]

Definitely. I probably owe you guys that, at the very least. [Especially if Will keeps smiling like that. That content little smile will have Jeff sharing his booze forever because BRO!]

I promise you, I'll keep the teasing to a minimum, and I'll only make him cry once, max.

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[Carry that plate he does, snagging up a fork and spoon to prop up on the edge so Jeff can choose whatever tickles his fancy and go from there. He's grabbing up coffee for himself when those words hit and he has a moment of wavering. Perhaps that's the most polite way Jeff can think of to request being alone, and if Will refused, he'd be pushing the line. The last thing Will wants is to do that, not in this situation. While loneliness has its drawbacks...Jeff knows where he is. Knows this house is literally crawling with life, he doesn't have to be alone. He can knock on a door and find company, he can whistle or cluck his tongue and have furry companions other than Sharkbait ready to shower him in affection.]

Yeah. Need a shower.

[He opts for with a nod, taking a sip from that slightly-busted mug as he moves past Jeff. One hand goes to Jeff's shoulder as he does so, a friendly, supportive squeeze before he's gone. You know where to find us if you need anything.]

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[Bros 5eva. Even after death. Literally. The social link meter may very well explode at this rate.

Will seems to ponder the crying for a moment. Finally, he tilts his head and lifts an eyebrow as if he's come to some very profound and enlightened conclusion.]

Twice would be tolerable, too. [One for Jeff, one for Will. April will gets tears of her own if she wants, she don't need no help in that department.] Pictorial proof not necessary.

1/2

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arrrr woof woof

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[He wants that dog. Right now.]

she finally met her match
where is she now?
you got a buddy with you?

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[Has there ever been a dog Will Graham has looked at and gone "no thanks, I'll pass"?]

yea shes w / me
im her prisonr
thats how i caught her
got fed up !
said no more not chasin u
so she startd chasin me
women
took her 2 her home
bit the dude
she did not me
dudes kid startd cryin
she gets shovd back @ me
& thats the story
dont want her 2 get the shit needl man
shes just a tuff bitch
doin her tuff bitch thing

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[No. And with this amazing history, Will has fallen in love completely.]

you should bring her by
see how her tuff bitch thing works with lots of other dogs

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[Jeff's torn between never wanting to be alone again, and having his own time to process everything. Will's right in thinking that he'll never truly be alone in a home like this, and it's a comforting enough thought for Jeff to nod towards his friend, accepting the departure and being grateful for it. This breakfast will serve the opposite purpose from normal, used for winding down rather than waking up, Jeff already decided that he'll be dragging Sharkbait into bed for warmth and comfort when he eventually attempts to sleep.]

Thanks. [Mumbled as his gaze lifts towards Will during that shoulder squeeze. A simple thank you doesn't seem like enough, but it's the only thing that he can offer right now.

And as Will retreats, Winger turns his attention to the food before him, picking at it idly in silence until he'll eventually choose to drag his way to his own bedroom.]

[lackey]

idk
r all ur dogs big ?
what if they dont like her ?
shes tuff but shes litl u kno

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we have a mix
big little medium
theyll be fine with another little one

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yea ok
i gues uve been stayin inside huh ?

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whyd you guess that?

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well i was hopin
cuz i havent heard any talk on the streets
bout sum guy dumpstr divin
w / 50 dogs round him

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hah
we stayed in for that
jungle bs
been looking for a new job but lots of inside time yes

[lackey]

jungle bs yea
crazy shit
new job ???

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something else to do
no more cop business for me
ever again
im out

[lackey]

u srs ?

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absolutely
been retired for years back home
thinking of doing boat tours a couple days a week

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[Takes a moment to remove 'the cop' from Will's name in his contact list......]

boat tours ?
like
showin ppl boats ?
or showin ppl things wile on boats ?

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last one
with any luck i could just drive the boat and be at sea all day
minimal dealing with peoples shit

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[didn't u die by fallin off a cliff into the sea]

& lots of fish
if u want em

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[he's scouring for hannibal's bloated corpse don't tell]

that too
you ever been on a tour
on a glass bottom boat?

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[but what would he do if he found it]

no
never been on any boat
boat w / glass bottom sounds scary as hell
im an ok swimer but
what if jaws was down there
lookin up @ u
b like a lobstr tank
only in revers ?
shark peekin thru goin
which 1 do i want

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[WARNINGS; Necrophilia]

sharks arent as easy to find as youd think
easier to avoid
mostly just see a lot of colorful fish
sand & stuff on the bottom
water too
lots of pretty water