[There's a pause, a sigh, and the warped smile on his face is enough to display that he has ascended to the level known as Acceptance.]

Fine. We'll do that. I'll talk to the roommates and after we have the cloud of drama and alcohol, I'll be out of there.

[As long as April doesn't try to get him to play Battle Royale with her old boyfriends, this can't be so bad.]