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infomodder: i've seen some shit but i was knot prepared for that (just found omegaverse fanfics)
APRIL 2014


14 • [ POST ] • [ Link ] Network introduction, news and pets. April Ludgate is a vampire queen. Frederick Chilton gets a deal. Abel Gideon gives medical expertise about aspirin and partakes in tasteless jokes. Danger assumes he's from Baltimore. Kate Bishop is a werehamster.
17 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Kenzi had plans with Frederick Chilton. He didn't show. She found a bloody mess in his office. HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE THREE DAYS GUYS. GUYS!!
20 (blaze it) • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Frederick Chilton and Abel Gideon return. Will assumes the worst. Dr. Chilton gets another deal. Dr. Gideon reminds Will he's a crap shot even from two inches away. Two doctors, one profiler, such buddies.
28 • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] Ace. Will almost steals a talking, sentient werehusky. We're starting things off right here, as you can tell.


MAY 2014


05 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Dr. Chilton is a shit to some guy named Hans. Shut up they were hilarious together.
08 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Christine Stanford. Discussion of Maurtia Falls and adulthood.
09 • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] Danger wants to talk...about Dr. Chilton and Dr. Gideon. Will's glad not to be the center of conversation and indulges. More or less.
13 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Kate Bishop drops some deets about Captain Holiday, the Porter, and the government in general.
18 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Dogbreath gets in trouble for trying to hack the government. Anyone who is surprised or upset by this is an actual idiot.
20 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Annie Leonhart asks after the least responsible adults around. Will denies the urge to jump into the fray with Dr. Chilton and Dr. Gideon or implicate himself, so he defaults to Lucifer. He had no idea this would kick off a relationship he still thinks of with nothing but fondness.
21 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Skye is from a world of six Avengers and mistaken about dogs. Can't Will take on just one student?
25 • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] Skye. Tech mania. Sparkly gel pens. People watching. Math!
29 • [ POST ] • [ Link ] Open log. First time meeting Sasha. I learned not to make open logs frequently because something something trash.

JUNE 2014


02 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] A tiny cannibal appears. Will feels like a failure. Because he is one.
02 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Yuri Petrov's first address to the Network. Will didn't make much notice at the time considering, well, a tiny cannibal had appeared.
04 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Freddie Lounds appears. That's it, that's all the description you need. Also of note is the thread with Skye, which got jacked and features a good ol' Lounds vs. Graham yowling catfight.
09 • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] Freddie Lounds and Will Graham fall into a pool at the swear-in together. Kates and I predicted the show in one thread.
10 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Skye births an Instagram clone. Instagraham births a shark.
14 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Danger and Father's Day.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] Annie doesn't get why killing young women is worse than killing anyone else. Friendship can only come from this.

JULY 2014


10 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Mabel Pines is adorable.
12 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Freddie Lounds is a quitter who would like to see Will in orange.
12 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Hannibal and Will being good friends to the only friend they have.
16 • [ POST ] • [ Link ] Network post. Sharks have been caught.
24 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Forever Jung with Frederick Chilton.
28 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Mitch seeks change.

AUGUST 2014


01 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] ABIGAIL HOBBS ABIGAIL HOBBS ABIGAIL HOBBS arrives; Will is in the middle of moving to De Chima but like hell that's gonna stop him from going to see her in the hospital and bring goodies (and Gunther). There are tears and hugs and Will starts off dad duties agreeing to go to Abigail's swear-in and doing a piss poor job putting her new scarf on her. Abigail eventually falls asleep and Will leaves at the request of the hospital.
12 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Lunatic be like "yo I got some mental problems" and Will be like "NEW FRIEND YEEHAW!"
14 • [ BUFFET/THREAD ] • [ Link ] Grapevine post about notable incidents at the ceremony. Karen isn't fat, Will gets to have drinks with Freddie.
17 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Lucifer no.
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SEPTEMBER 2014


13 • [ BUFFET ] • [ Link ] Doctor Dinosaur is incredible.
19 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Troy is also incredible.
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THE SAGA OF APRIL AND WILL


04/14/2014 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] She was the first person to speak to him just after he arrived. Set the tone for future talks to be interesting.
07/17/2014 • [ THREAD ] • [ Link ] Will promises to name a shark after April. Her mention of sexual tension (even hypothetically) catches him off guard, but he gets her anyway. And the getting is good.
08/01/2014 • [ GIFT ] • [ Link ] Before moving to De Chima, Will leaves April a present.
08/02/2014 • [ INBOX ] • [ Link ] April contacts Will about the gift because Who else would leave a shark t-shirt in a dog card? Will's slightly more balanced twin brother? They find out that despite any weirdness they can apparently talk forever.
08/12/2014 • [ INBOX ] • [ Link ] Will's house gets destroyed. He texts April for a place to crash.
09/03/2014 • [ INBOX ] • [ Link ] April checks in and finds out Will isn't good at fake smiles. Truths about orange jumpsuits and ears in the sink are revealed in the midst of marriage talk and Will volunteering to come over on the weekends instead of moving in. April reacts favorably to the idea of sharing her bed and Will changes the weekend plan to showing up in twenty minutes. With food.
09/03/2014 • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] Will stops by with food, as ordered. April impersonates Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle and Will is quickly a goner in the face of such flawless seduction.
09/18/2014 • [ INBOX ] • [ Link ] Will catches the first April shark and asks permission to take a weekend off so he and Abigail can have time together. He invites April to their next shark-catching adventure and she agrees as long as she can take him on a mystery trip.
09/23/2014 • [ INBOX ] • [ Link ] April confirms the date for mystery trip and they decide to move into a monogamous relationship.
09/25/2014 • [ LOG ] • [ Link ] April comes around for the abduction and Will grosses her out with his love of live bait. She blindfolds him to the Porter, they don't make out on the train because Will's horrified Hannibal might find out, and April takes them to an art show. Angler fish trash art is a feature. Will gives her some non-horrifying details about the mating process in that particular breed. EAR is one hell of a spoiled raccoon.
10/18/2014 • [ INBOX ] • [ Link ] Will asks if April wants crabs.
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