ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

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[infomodder]

bunk burgers my ass
there are some nice nautical-themed bunk beds out there
king sized beds too
you know
if you wanted something bigger
for us

[restingstitchface]

A good father holds their child tight, correct? He doesn't wait till the mistakes arise but grabs them whilst they're hot. Shouldn't you know these things?

[LOOK AT YOUR PARENTING SKILLS.

But really; what is a good father? He has no idea.

Look at him splashing about in your pond, though, Mr. Graham. Ruining that after-fishing glow.]

[infomodder]

Why? Sasha is not my daughter [All of Will Graham's children are dead. It's good for this to be stated. Sasha isn't his kid and she is probably better off for it.] and smothering has never equated to goodness in any relationship.

Perhaps we should have a word about that instead, Dr. Crane.

[Two Magikarps used SPLASH. Now everything is wet.]

[restingstitchface]

[A Magikarp? He is a magnificant red dragon Gyarados, hdu.]

Perhaps we should. I would invite you to sit on my couch or my chair, Mr Graham, but am presently unable to welcome you to either. But it's no real loss; this is most fascinating.

Tell me; what equates to a good, stable relationship for you.

[Tell him all your feels.]

[textualhealing]

You're the whiner!

[infomodder]

I'm rubber, you're glue...

[infomodder]

[john cranados]

The same things that equate to a good, stable relationship for anyone else.

[and we'll never be normal (normal)]

[restingstitchface]

[Having Hannibal as one's close confidante would redefine a good, stable relationship for most people, yes.]

What a normal man you are. You may be normal, then, but are you natural?

[textualhealing]

Oh hey speaking of. Did you steal a bunch from my room when I last got ported out? I know the answer is yes already because who else other than you two would go in my room and take a whole bunch of rubbers?

[infomodder]

Then why ask?

[infomodder]

[The carpets match the drapes, but Will can't imagine that's really what Crane's asking here.]

Depends on what you perceive as natural.

[textualhealing]

Because I want to hear from your own thieving fingers. And to make sure the raccoons aren't hoarding condoms for some nefarious deed.

[infomodder]

You should know by now that you can't always get what you want.

[textualhealing]

At least tell me they helped with hours of entertainment.

[restingstitchface]

The same things that equate to a level, stable state of behavior for anyone else.

[The placement of Will on an inferior level, and a deliberate mirroring of his words. Or is it because they're sitting before a non-reflective window and he's spotted Will mirroring his behavior? It is a mystery.]

[infomodder]

As many hours as you were gone.

[textualhealing]

Did I interrupt it? :(

[infomodder]

You never do.
You make it better :)

[textualhealing]

I don't even want to know what that means.

[infomodder]

That doesn't really work, does it? Accepted behaviors vary by culture. An hour drive in one direction can have people in shock over what's considered normal/natural.
Seems narrow to lump people together like that when there are so many different peoples in the world with their own views on what behavior is level and stable.

[infomodder]

It's pretty obvious.

[textualhealing]

That you both think of me while doing it?

[infomodder]

lol

[textualhealing]

That me being in the house makes your sex better?

[restingstitchface]

You seem to assume I speak of extrasomatic and extragenetic behavior, Will.

[Learned behavior passed on by one's culture. Because he needs to throw academic words at this plebe.]

Well, I am speaking of human instinct. In fact, I speak of one in particular.

[It's human instinct to be afraid. All humans are born afraid. They're all born with a weapon; one turned on him, which he had captured and used against them.]