ic contact 2 mask or menace

[infomodder]

"Gone fishing."

[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!

your one stop shop for not leaving him alone, previous contact post can be found here ]

Comments

[huntergames]

okay okay
is this message problem going to stop soon?

[ This has been an extremely embarrassing conversation to have with Dad. ]

[infomodder]

[It puts the condom on the penis or else it gets a misfire plot again.]

i hope so

[huntergames]

[ (sweats) ]

i should go
sorry?
thank you?

[infomodder]

You're welcome. Always good to hear from you.
Have a nice evening, Sasha.

[huntergames]

you too will

[ This is going to end in tears. ]

[mantlepieces]

its a turn of phrase not a metaphor
dont act like u know me

[infomodder]

you could stand to choose your turns of phrase better
especially if you're working for a psychiatrist

[mantlepieces]

I think most people understand when something isnt completely literal

[infomodder]

you're sorely mistaken if you believe the sort of people the porter drags in qualify as "most people"

[mantlepieces]

sure
cannibals and witches and demons, oh my

[infomodder]

[Is that bait? Pardon him for swimming away.]

vampires and gods and fire elementals yeah
quite an assorted bunch

[mantlepieces]

[ Maybe it is, maybe it's not. ]

so whats ur excuse

[infomodder]

excuse for what?

[mantlepieces]

for being a creepy pain in the ass obviously

[infomodder]

don't have one
i'm a little old to rely on excuses

[mantlepieces]

no such thing as "too old" for that
but whatever, it makes no difference to me

[performance]

So about that fishing lesson...

[textualhealing]

Oh.
Thanks anyway.
Guess I gotta go find a new guard dog.

[And cry into his scotch.]

[infomodder]

[That's the most polite, magical word in all the universe.]

When would you like to go?

[infomodder]

[Considering Will knows that Mike can turn into an actual dog...]

You live with several guard dogs.

[Including, of course, Will.]

[textualhealing]

[Will is the best doge of all. Good boy.]

Not actual dogs. I'm talkin security. Mike helped me out with it sometimes.

[infomodder]

Is it something I couldn't help you out with?

[textualhealing]

You're busy enough already.

[infomodder]

Not really.
Evidence: I routinely have lengthy text conversations with you about anything and everything while I'm technically at work.
But if that's your way of saying it's for something you'd prefer to keep personal and not fill me in on...you could just say that.

[textualhealing]

Essentially I need someone full time. Mike had other... engagements. [Aka drug dealing.] But he was there when I asked.
I know you would be too. But I don't want you stuck in my office when you've got other crap to do.