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infomodder) wrote2016-04-14 08:35 pm
infomodder) wrote2016-04-14 08:35 pm
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"Gone fishing."
[ so don't leave messages to ruin the after fishing glow !!!
your one stop shop for not leaving him alone ]
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mix cold water with club soda and pour onto the area, repeat the sponge blotting
repeat this until the sponge no longer draws blood
mix water (80%) with glycerin (10%) and laundry detergent (10%) in a cup/bowl, pour into a bottle, shake it well until it's all blended as one
spray a few times directly on the stain and scrub with the sponge in a circular motion
once you're done, pour cold water over it and dry with a towel
or get a new couch
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[ cause ahaha wow that is EFFORT, fuck that ]
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you're right
how do you get rid of a bloody couch?
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set it aside for me
i can get blood stains out of couches no problem
and april and i could use something nice to go with the cheeseburger beds in the guest room
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on the other hand, he's giving Will the blood and sex couch. does he really wanna do that to poor april ]
why yes will, i'd be more than happy to gift you a used couch.
just ftr when it's your actual birthday i'll do SO much better
[ sorry Will ]
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i can come get it saturday if that's good for you
and my birthday is december 25 so you have a while to figure out something better
or forget it completely
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and i'll pencil it in on my calendar.
(mine's november 8 btw)
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and you can tell me where the blood came from in the first place
(kind of surprised you remember fyi)
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I was watching a friend's dog. dog lost his shit when some people had a party in the parking lot. dog bust a window open with his nose and decided the best way to make his nose stop bleeding was to rub it all over the couch and then sleep on it
needless to say i am never watching that fucking dog again
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the dog's gonna be all right though isn't he?
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dog's fine. when i came home, he'd licked his nose enough that it wasn't bleeding anymore
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ends up dead on hannibal's kitchen floor]
thank god
happy ending
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[ #priorities ]
really tho, thanks again for agreeing to take this couch off my hands
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no problem
what else are on call former attendees of fbi school for
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you're right
[Thinking about it, the weirdest question he's ever had to deal with might very well have been one back home, in regards to whether or not he'd join Hannibal at the dinner table when it came to making a meal of Mason. Like, dragons and vampires and shit, fine. But eating Mason Verger?
Dude why.]
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[ not in the sense that he'd be grossed out. Dorian doesn't get grossed out. but this puts the onus of 'let me tell you or not' straight on Will. ]
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one of our other roommates later moved her son in the house
he was 12, i think
that was a really weird series of questions from ALL sides
[WHY WOULD ANYONE BRING A CHILD INTO THAT DEN OF SIN this is what Will goes with instead of the morbid...start off slow, let Dorian decide if he wants worse, yeah?]
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did you have to give the 'just say no' talk to the kid?
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that would be his mother's job not mine
i just went around and cleaned up so none of that stuff was easily found
messaged the other roommates about the disaster
and avoided the hell out of the house as much as i could after
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will out'
something like that?
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gave mom the 411 and left it all to her
it's different when the kid is here without their parent but
when both are here?
not my place
don't wanna get into some argument about how i overstepped bounds
better to just leave it alone entirely
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i'm sure there's some saying about parents and children that would be appropriate to say here but hell if i can remember it
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